Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

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Which option has the sides of the bed correctly labelled?

#1

#2

Neither #1 nor #2 but a secret third thing

"left" and "right" are both relative terms determined relative to a person. The correct answers are port and starboard.

the ten commandments

  1. thog don't caare
  2. if it sucks hit da bricks
  3. play the cards i'm given
  4. pobody's nerfect
  5. this mess is a place
  6. fuck it we ball
  7. it's so over
  8. we're so back
  9. what if the world was made of pudding
  10. there is good in every day

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